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According to what Radar Online describes as a “well-placed” source (probably somebody’s cousin or assistant…or the cousin of an assistant), John Legend and model girlfriend Chrissy Teigen “are getting married in January in North Carolina.”

The site also claims:

The Grammy-winning singer/songwriter/political activist and his gorgeous blonde model girlfriend had hinted they’d wed at a "random" location but were trying to keep it top secret.

As previously reported, Legend and his Sports Illustrated beauty became engaged last December while vacationing in the Maldives.

Chrissy plans to wear a Vera Wang gown for her big day.

So yeah, this is a little anti-climatic. All rich women wear Vera Wang gowns on their wedding day and all celebrity wedding locations are described as “random” to keep randoms out of their business. But you know, the January date is something if you’re on marrying-into-money-and-fame watch.

Either way, Chrissy Teigen is hella hilarious and if you’re not following her on the Twitter, you’re missing out.