Crisis Averted: Idris is NOT Dating Madonna

by jhill1010

November 1, 2016

Of all the fantasies we hold dear — winning the lottery, a huge mansion, etc. — the one we nurture the most is that one day Idris Elba would stop playing and come pick us up so we can get married like a proper couple. But with how his acting career is set up . . . .

So you’d understand that when The Sun reported that Madonna was all hugged up on OUR man in public, well, we kind of lost it. It being hope that is. Word was Madonna was in the U.K. to support Idris in his kickboxing debut event.

Two things:

1. Hold on Idris. We know you are literally good at everything, but why would you even entertain a sport that could mess with that God-given face of yours? Are you crazy?

2. Madonna. We love you, even after that Prince tribute. But you need to keep your distance.

Madonna even shot some IG footage of the fight, which Idris won BTW!

Idris Elba Smashes it at York Hall! ?????

A video posted by Madonna (@madonna) on

But once word got out that people thought Idris was cheating on us smooching with Madonna, he went to social media to even things out with this straight-to-the-point tweet “Am I sleeping with Madonna? No motherf*#kers… “Don’t believe the Hype.”

Well damn!

TELL US: Do you believe Idris? More importantly, do you believe US when we tell you it is only a matter of time before we are happily married?

 

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