Kanye West Writes Poem about Fast-Food

by TV One Staff

August 22, 2016

Emo-alternative R&B singer, Frank Ocean is just like your good friend that disappears for years at a time, and when they finally re-emerge from their (musical) habitat, come bearing gifts.

And you forgive them. Every. Single. Time.

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It’s been 4 years since we last heard from Frank and then out of  the blue he drops 2 albums, Endless and Blonde, one visual, the other a follow-up to his debut, channel ORANGE. And let’s not forget a magazine, too, called Boys Dont Cry which features stunning photographs and celebrity poems, like the one Kanye West wrote about McDonalds:

“The McDonalds Man” by Kanye West

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

The French Fries Had A Plan

The French Fries Had A Plan

The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band

Cus The French Fries Had A Plan

The French Fries Had A Plan

McDonalds Man

McDonalds

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan

The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band

To Overthrow The French Fries Plan

I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man

Smelling All Good And Shit

I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man

I Don’t Trust It I Can’t

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho

I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries

I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries

Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries

I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes

And He Only Be There Some Of The Time

Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries

Except For That One Special Guy

That Smooth Apple Pie 

Apparently the magazine was a huge deal. A limited amount were released in four cities, at secret locations which were revealed by Frank via tumblr (in such Frank fashion). The package-sealed magazines included a physical copy of his album Blonde, given away for free. According to SPIN, the magazine can now be found for sale on Ebay ranging from $300-$1,000.

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