1. 1. BEYONCÉ & JAY Z’s PHONE CALL
Sorry Ye. They’re busy.
2. 2. AWARD SHOW SPEECHES
Like oil and water, Kanye West and award show speeches just don’t mix.
3. 3. EXPENSIVE CLOTHING FOR THE HOMELESS
May we suggest a collection that doesn’t involve tattered holes and that murky brown color?
4. 4. FIGHTING THE PAPARAZZI
We know they’re annoying but they kinda keep you in the limelight. Which we know you love.
5. 5. TWITTER
Actually, scratch that. We actually find your Twitter rants entertaining.