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In bottom feeding fabrications news, the National Enquirer is doing all that it can to stop the world’s favorite “eternal tween,” Mariah Carey from enjoying her recent successes.

According to the tabloidNick Cannon is about to clip her butterfly wings:

Her hubby, Nick Cannon, who hosts “Idol” rival “America’s Got Talent,” is furious that the 43-year-old Grammy winner ignored his wishes and decided to star on a direct competitor of his show, say sources.

And while he’s publicly said “she’s gonna be amazing on ‘Idol,’” an insider said that “privately, Nick’s gritting his teeth and dead-set against her taking the job.”

When Mariah was deep in delicate negotiations with “Idol” brass, the insider says Nick tried to “throw water on the negotiations” by telling a reporter: “I don’t know if they can afford Mariah Carey…If they gave J.Lo $20 million, they might have to double that!”

Explained the insider: “Nick was tossing around outrageous sal­ary figures in hopes of pricing Mariah out of the market.

“Right until the eleventh hour, he was begging her to pass on the offer.

“He was dangling incentives – diamond jewelry, a luxurious spa vacation, even promising to pay her a one-time ‘gift’ of $15 million for saying no.

“Nick wants her to be a stay-at-home mom to their twins, at least until they turn 5. He was even hoping to have another baby, but Mariah has effectively scorched that dream.”

THIS IS A LIE FROM THE PIT OF HELL.

Yes, all caps were necessary. I’m a lamb. But, no really, I don’t believe any of this. Besides, Nick Cannon was a Mariah Carey stan before he married Mariah Carey, right? Like any good lamb, he is happy Mimi is working and werking it. Hate on, failed novelists at the Enquirer. Hate on.

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