by James Hill
December 27, 2016
In this economy, EVERYONE needs a job. But we can think of one guy who definitely deserves a pink slip — Carl Paladino.
According to the Huffington Post, the New York Campaign co-chair for President-elect Donald Trump recently answered a questionnaire about his hopes for 2017 which he took as his cue to let his racist flag fly. Hold on to your butts as these are his REAL answers to questions from ArtVoice magazine (emphasis is ours).
1. What would you most like to happen in 2017? Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford. He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie Jarret, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her.
2. What would you like to see go away in 2017? Michelle Obama. I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.
In news that won’t surprise you, Paladino (who previously compared Obama to African tribesmen) said his comments had “nothing to do with race.” He also hasn’t lost his job yet.
We got to hand it to 2016, you are REALLY outdoing yourself.
TELL US: What do you think will happen to Paladino?