So now that we’ve heard Chris Brown and Rihanna reunite on remixes of each of their respective tracks – “Turn Up The Music” and “Birthday Cake” – naturally people are counting down until they publicly reveal that they’re yet again a couple.

That is, everyone minus Chris’ current girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. There was a rumor last week that Chris kept Karrueche in the car while he went inside Rihanna’s birthday bash (that Rih-Rih personally invited him too), but it seems people on her team are trying to pop back at the rumor mill. You know, on some “I’m staying, I’m staying. And you, and you, and you…you’re gonna love me” type stuff.

Anywho, sources close to Tran tell TMZ that she’s not worried about the rumors because she and Chris are living together now. And Christopher professes his love to her daily and has no plans to go back to Rihanna. You know, last year there were whispers that Rihanna was the one who leaked Chris’ penis pictures in retaliation.

I haven’t a clue as to whether any of this is true, but one thing is for sure: I feel like I’m writing about a hood version of Sweet Valley High. And in the latest episode, we all hear how sexually explicit Chris and Rih are on “Birthday Cake” — with each of them clearly still into each other.

Yeah, I can’t post that link, but here’s the other remix:

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!! from Mechanical Dummy on Vimeo.

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