10 Mic Drop-Worthy Quotes From The WHCD

Those who weren’t tuned into the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night missed the best laugh (and shadiest moment) of this generation.

To assist the president with the joke-telling and roasting, comedian and The Nightly Show host, Larry Wilmore, took stage to make sure people in the audience felt at least a little bit uncomfortable.

Between the two, here are 10 mic drop-worthy quotes from Barack Obama‘s final White House Correspondents Dinner:

1. “Sorry I’m late, I was running on CPT, which stands for jokes white people shouldn’t make.” -Barack Obama

2. “You look terrible, Mr. President. No, you do, man. Look at you. Your hair is so white it tried to punch me at a Trump rally.” – Larry Wilmore

3. “There are so many rich, powerful people in this room. It’s so nice to finally match the names to the faces of the people in the Panama Papers.” -Larry Wilmore

“Michelle has not aged a day. The only way you can date her in photos is by looking at me.” —@POTUS sharing photos: pic.twitter.com/hloflknfMZ

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 1, 2016

when u get roasted on CSPAN https://t.co/MWK2KjZxKV

— jeff in real life (@thecultureofme) May 1, 2016

6. “Kendall Jenner is also here and we had a chance to meet backstage. She seems like a very nice young woman… I’m not exactly sure what she does. But I am told that my Twitter mentions are about to go through the roof.” -Barack Obama

“8 years ago, I said it was time to change the tone of our politics. In hindsight, I clearly should have been more specific.” —@POTUS #WHCD

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 1, 2016

8. “All I’m saying is that in less than eight years, Mr. President, you have busted two time-honored stereotypes: black does crack, and apparently once you go black it looks like we are going back. Thanks, Ben Carson.” -Larry Wilmore